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Alpha Couple 

An Alpha Couple consists of two people who strive to fulfill society's traditional norms regarding education, marriage, employment and child-rearing. Some would refer to them as "The Perfect Couple".
Both man and woman have university degrees and are likely to have married young (in their mid-twenties).
Though not necessarily an Alpha Male himself, the man is the breadwinner, holding down a white-collar job in IT, Finance, Accounting or Marketing.
His wife, although university-educated, has few ambitions other than raising a family. If employed at all, she is likely to work mornings or have her own small business (eg: a small shop or nursery).
Financially, the couple are secure, with little or no debt save for a home loan. Although still in their twenties or early thirties, both are already making provisions for retirement.
"OMG, Garry and Kate have just got married and already they're talking about buying a house and starting a family! They're SUCH an Alpha Couple!"
Alpha Couple by Mettie January 17, 2008
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Alpha complex 

A male variation of a superiority complex in the form of an obsession with their supposed dominance hierarchy ranking, resulting in them being annoying, selfish, materialistic and egotistical, and generally acting like a stereotypical alpha male. It also goes under the names Alpha male complex and Sigma complex.

Examples of this behavior would include: Buying expensive cars or materials despite not really having the money, immense and annoying amounts of flexing, an abnormal obsession with hitting on women or staring at them, combing or getting haircuts typically associated with an "Alpha male".

(Take note that these people typically don't have that much money or success, but are under the belief that they are at the apex of human kind.)
Guy: Oh wow, Jaden you sure have an Alpha complex don't you?
Jaden: What's wrong stupid bitch? Can't fuck as many women as me? HAHA beta cuck, go play some Fortnite and suck dick as I go drive in my 500k Shelby Mustang as I fuck your old high school crush and knock a baby in her.
Guy: But... You don't have that mu-
Jaden: SHUT IT BETA BITCH!

Alpha male complex 

A male variation of a superiority complex in the form of an obsession with their supposed dominance hierarchy ranking, resulting in them being annoying, selfish, materialistic and egotistical, and generally acting like a stereotypical alpha male. It also goes under the names Alpha complex and Alpha male syndrome.

Examples of this behavior would include: Buying expensive cars or materials despite not really having the money, immense and annoying amounts of flexing, an abnormal obsession with hitting on women or staring at them, combing or getting haircuts typically associated with an "Alpha male".

(Take note that these people typically don't have that much money or success, but are under the belief that they are at the apex of human kind.)
Guy: Oh wow, Jaden you sure have an Alpha male complex don't you?
Jaden: What's wrong stupid bitch? Can't fuck as many women as me? HAHA beta cuck, go play some Fortnite and suck dick as I go drive in my 500k Shelby Mustang as I fuck your old high school crush and knock a baby in her.
Guy: But... You don't have that mu-
Jaden: SHUT IT BETA BITCH!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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