alpaka 

Alpaka is the act of two males simultaneously giving a third male a blowjob. It is also some kind of camel thing.

Richard is wierdly obsessed with Alpaka at the moment.

alpaka by Analysethis May 25, 2008

Alpacanap 

When you steal an Alpaca it's alpaca-nap.

Police: Oh, hello mads you're under arrest for alpacanap.

Mads: but the alpaca is fluffy :'(

Alpacanap by Themadmorris October 21, 2019

alpacadectomy

a complicated surgery involving the swapping of human organs for more stomachs and saliva glands and multiple sets of eyelids of the vicugna pacos. Side effects include an increased appetite for vegetation, neck problems, and irritability leading to spitting.

After undergoing an alpacadectomy Kyle just couldn't stop eating the lawn and spitting at us!

alpacadectomy by Businessman goat June 22, 2018

Baby Alpacas 

1. vodka Happy juice for fun people

2. When besties act a certain kind of wonderful because vodka

Please bring more baby Alpacas!

Are you Alpaca'n?

Baby Alpacas by Deborah from HR August 6, 2019

🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙 

The ‘Alpaca of Agreement’ is an emoji used to convey agreement or acceptance over digital communication mediums. Emojis such as the ‘thumbs up’ are overused, and the ‘fist bump’ can be misinterpreted as a desire to inflict bodily harm upon the recipient. The Alpaca of Agreement was born out of society’s overwhelming desire to find a better way to express agreement digitally.

Born in the Moquegua Valley region of Peru, the expression was originally the ‘Llama of Agreement’. The name was later changed after widespread backlash due to the fact that llamas are not agreeable whatsoever, and will literally spit in your face just to be a jerk.

The name was recently changed to Alpaca of Agreement, based on the even temperament of alpacas and their generally convivial nature. Also, Unicode brings up the same emoji for either animal

Appropriate Use Cases for 🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙

-Hey Kyle, do you have any clean socks?
—🦙

-Hey Jacob, let’s play some vids later?
—🦙

-Hey Chris, do you want to go workout?

—🦙

-Hey Nick, would you like to share a smoke?
—🦙

🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙 by Peru2019 April 12, 2019

Alakazoo

1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.

Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."

Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013

alpacaly 

The alpaca way of life.

Aspiring to be the best version of yourself.

Being a part of something bigger.

And they all lived Alpacaly Ever After

alpacaly by Alpacaly March 5, 2015