The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you, and have your back in any situation. He reminds girls that they deserve the best, and nothing less. Aloysius always boosts girls' self-esteem. He is the perfect boyfriend and bestfriend anyone can have. You'll fall in love with him easily... Many have.
A nigger dragon from the 10th reich. He and Reichsmarschal Göring played penis swords in the Wolf's Lair latrine during vitally importantmeetings that were crucial to war efforts.
SS Guard: Heir Göring, they need you in the planning room sir, the allies plan on invading Normandy tomorrow.
Göring: .......yeah no thanks piss off you low ranked minion. I'm high on morphine and need to play penis swords with that dear sir, Leopold Aloysius Rammstein III.
Actually LONG for Mud, “not short” for Mud, and if you actually ever listened to the Primus song My Name is Mud you’d know that already.
“Call me Aloysius Devandander Abercrombie that’s short for Mud.”
“No, faggot, listen to the song you fucking retard, ‘that’s long for Mud’, not short. Idiot.”
A feisty person. Always charming and making people laugh. Very kind hearted and has an amazing smile. Any girl would be lucky to have him. A born racer. Loves cats. He’s messy but who cares?