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Allisonization

a completely random and demented thought said aloud with a confused look, in front of multiple people; usually results in immense laughter and giggling.
sarah blurted out a weird allisonization during class today! i couldn't stop laughing!
Allisonization by squidlib35 April 23, 2010

allisonargentistheloml 

An amazing TikTok who is very in love with Allison argent :)
Your so cool, just like allisonargentistheloml

Addisoning 

(verb)
-the act of calling Addison to persuade her from doing her wants.
-the act of calling Addison while she’s thinking on a tough situation to the point of annoying her.
-Richard: My Addison is a world class neonatal surgeon. My Addison lives to cut.
Addison: Your Addison would have been promoted to Chief of Surgery, so stop Addisoning me. So just hold on.

-Pete: Addison…
Addison: Shut up! I am trying to talk myself into this. I can’t when you keep Addisoning me.
Addisoning by AFMontgomery,MD August 15, 2023

Alloning 

Making preventable mistakes on the DiscGolf course, switching putters every week, losing/dropping one or all belongings
If I wasn’t alloning I would have had a decent round of golf
Alloning by Discer November 23, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026