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An absolutely amazing girl who knows how to make people smile endlessly. She's beautiful inside and out. Once you have an Alleise, don't let her go. Belonging to an Alleise is a once in a lifetime chance and is the best thing that could ever happen to someone. She is special and you wont find another girl like her. Everyone needs a friend like Alleise. An Alleise is irreplaceable and know how to treat people. You will never regret getting close to an Alleise. Once you have one, don't let her go
Boy 1: "damn bro whos that hot chick you're with??"
Boy 2: "Oh hellllll thats alleise. Shes my perfect girl!!!"
Boy 1: "Well damn break me off a piece of that!!"
Boy 2: "Helll no she's all mine"
Alleise by tanmanny October 22, 2012
Words you can keep
She's super smart and sexy. Girl next door type. Seems quiet and shy, and all about about the books; Not so much. Dirty? Yes. Not a whore though...yet. Don't get too attached; she's seen as a heart-breaker. Classy and Sexy, this chicks got it all.
person 1:who is that??

person 2: thats aleise.

person 3: yo ima bouts to get at that
Aleise by lbaybayyy March 2, 2011
Allisen is a very generous and affectionate. She can be extremely weird and retarded but you can never hate her. She will always be by your side no matter the situation you’re in. She’s very tantalizing when it comes to conspiracy theories and horror movies.
Allisen: maneee if you don’t give me my phone imma eat you
Random dude: oh
allisen by allithecreator May 7, 2019
A beautiful girl with a big heart. Will give her last. You will fall in love with Allesse
I need more of Allesse
allesse by GinnXe December 22, 2016

allesexual 

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.
Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.
allesexual by Insanity Claus July 4, 2019
A sexy girl that could be named Allison, Allie, or any other name with "Alli" in it. She is very confident and i quite good looking.
Oooh, that girl should change her name to Allisex because Allison jsut isn't cutting it!
allisex by Allison Hatcher April 24, 2008
Allisen is usually a romantic person and funny. Can act like she hates you but doesnt, tends to be short and blonde. Has a nice ass and she chases after the black boys.
Allisen: look at that black guy!

Hayley: hes not cute.
allisen by anoner November 19, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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