Military slang for something being or containing something inherently better and/or cooler than the standard. For example allyness is when instead of taking the bus somewhere, you take your bike while still managing to make it to your destination quicker. The word Ally comes from the word 'shade' and is a way of shaping your military beret so your create a bit of shade for your eyes. The complete disregard for normality in favour of the clearly superior option while also looking cool as fuckkk really sums it all up.

Private: Is that SAS operator not using a SA80??
Corporal: Yes of course he is, using that piece of a shit firearm is a death sentence when you actually need it to work. Allyness saves lives you see.

allyness by AllyLover420 May 3, 2020

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Allayna

Is a beautiful girl. All the guys want to marry her but she will wait for THE ONE. She is funny...I mean really funny...pee in your pants, shoot milk out of your nose funny. Everyone loves her. Someday she will be famous.

Every time I'm with Allayna she makes me laugh so hard that I pee my pants.

Allayna by AT Lover December 5, 2011

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Alayner

When something is so unimaginably wack that the word wack is not enough to describe the situation or problem.

“Yo I’m being held hostage at target!”
“Damn homie that’s alayner.”

Alayner by Lil torchy July 18, 2020

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Allyne

this is the name of a VERY awesome person!!
You should always cherish this person in your heart!

Man, that was so Allyne!!!Awesome!!!

Allyne by Allyne June 18, 2008

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