1 definition by AllyLover420

Military slang for something being or containing something inherently better and/or cooler than the standard. For example allyness is when instead of taking the bus somewhere, you take your bike while still managing to make it to your destination quicker. The word Ally comes from the word 'shade' and is a way of shaping your military beret so your create a bit of shade for your eyes. The complete disregard for normality in favour of the clearly superior option while also looking cool as fuckkk really sums it all up.
Private: Is that SAS operator not using a SA80??
Corporal: Yes of course he is, using that piece of a shit firearm is a death sentence when you actually need it to work. Allyness saves lives you see.
by AllyLover420 May 4, 2020
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