Avlonitis

He's literally the hottest man you'll ever find in your entire life. That's literally it.

girl 1: Have you heard about the new kid?

girl 2: The Avlonitis guy?
girl 1: Yeah, he's so fucking hot, holy shit.

by KristopherHotMan March 14, 2022

adonitist

The religion of worshipping fat curvy ass

Jeffery is an adonitist

by Yeetis October 22, 2020

Adronitis

n. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone—spending the first few weeks chatting in their psychological entryway, with each subsequent conversation like entering a different anteroom, each a little closer to the center of the house—wishing instead that you could start there and work your way out, exchanging your deepest secrets first, before easing into casualness, until you’ve built up enough mystery over the years to ask them where they’re from, and what they do for a living.

You: I'm so frustrated with how long it takes to get to know someone

Me: So, you're adronitis with people?

You: ...Yes?

by yepydo April 10, 2013

agronitis

a weiner bent on a 90 degree angle at birth and is like that forever

i used my agronitis to do my math homework

by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011

anonitis

The disease that is carried via anons in a chat. Touching or being touched by anon will almost certainly give you anonitis.

anon1: *touches you*
Person1: EWWW. I have anonitis! ='(
Person2: *runs from anon and Person1*
Person3: Anonitis? LANMAO.

by Leanne and Dan March 25, 2008

Alanitis

1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.

Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.

by Ang Badang April 9, 2016

aaronitis

The effects of being loved by a great guy named Aaron.

And I didn't know there was such a thing but I think I'm suffering from Aaronitis

by Katybadass August 21, 2016