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This is a person usually from Russia. Aljosja is a very interesting person that likes to look at other guys. He is the one that pretends that he isn't gay but actually is. Sometimes Aljosja even goes as far as to get a girlfriend just to try and prove that he's not gay.
Everyone around him knows that he likes other boys but it's fine because they are too.
Person 1: That guy doesn't seem gay.
Person 2: He is, he just doesn't show it.
Person 1: Oh so he's an Aljosja
Aljosja by A real Aljosja October 18, 2021
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a european kid that gets all the hot girls and has a big dick around 9 to 11 inches.
that kid aljosa he got a big dick
aljosa by boy hot April 13, 2009
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Probably one of the coolest guys you'll meet. Very funny guy who always finds a way to make you smile. Childlike behavior, people often think he's a douchebag. Has a goofy personality when he's comfortable with people around him. Mildly spoiled and very popular amongst girls. Tries to be a bad boy and act tough but he is actually a very sweet guy. Very athletic (probably a football player) and hot looking. He's very caring and will do anything for his friends. If you need a true friend who you can trust, he is the one. He can be very stubborn and he thinks he's "always right". Likes to be "in control". Emotionally immature, but very intelligent and talented.
- Look at this guy, I think he plays soccer.
- Yeah, he's name is Aljosa. He goes to my school.
Aljosa by Scorpasc January 21, 2022
Aljoša is a russian name and a serbian word for the perfect and ideal form of a man, also known as the biggest dick man, (čovek sa najvećim mudima) (figuratively)

in translation the guy is handsome, sexy, attractive and has biggest balls of all men (bravery)
p1: i met a super attractive guy, he is sooo handsome and sexy
p2: i guess he is almost as cool as Aljoša
aljoša by aljoša July 19, 2021
This guy likes to touch boys butts, cheats on 5 people and is dating your mom.
Ale(aljosa)ander
that aljosa is hella gay
aljosa by Lmaodespacito August 8, 2018
A retarded guy that has 0 hoes
Yo what's that guys name
His names Aljosa
Oh well shit
Aljosa by Gejomir April 11, 2022
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