A mystical creature who strives for nothingness.
Loaded with Grade-A breast
milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.
Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys
will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to
track.
During mating season The Algenys
will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian
men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.
The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts