Aldeny 

Aldeny is a girl name . Any girl with this name often has long brown hair and brown eyes . Often aldeny's can be tall . This name is rare and only very lucky girls have this name . They are great hard workers can be trusted . Any guy that dates an aldeny is very lucky . She is the type of friend that can be trusted for anything and is good at keeping secrets she is good at keeping secrets . She is beatiful and can draw she is good at keeping a boyfriend and can sometimes gossip she can also be shy when she is young but will grow up to be confident .

Aldeny is awsome .

Aldeny by Aldeny Sanchez November 12, 2017

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.

Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?

Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

The Algenys

A mystical creature who strives for nothingness.

Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.

Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.

During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.

The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts

The Algenys' aliases:
-Al
-Algenocide
-Crumps

The Algenys by H3206 October 17, 2011

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.

Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(

Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021

Alden Detmuh 

The act of Simping

"Hey look at that hot girl over there."
"Yeah, I'm Alden Detmuhing over her."

Alden Detmuh by DetmuhFanClub March 1, 2022

Alden 

Alden is Alden. His motives are unknown

Oh! Theres Alden!

Alden by Gelatenousfelines888 March 17, 2019