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Alizainitus
To have an uncontrollable fit of laughter, usually making you appear retarded in front of other people.
Alizainitus by yadunknow September 28, 2008
aliani
Aliani is a smart girl with the most precious smile. She has the ability to win any guy that comes her way. She can do many things including math. She is a bad ass bitch that can fight any bad girl she scenes.
aliani by rbgjaerfhq3 May 11, 2018
alizandra
An Alizandra is one of the best people you will ever find. An Alizandra is a girl that has many features. She isn't the prettiest person you will meet but she does have a gorgeous personality. She is the rarest of the rare. It is very hard to find one of these. She won't disrespect you she will always be loyal. She doesn't like being rude she will say sorry a billion times if you say she's being rude. She is friends with almost everyone. A lot of people like her she is very likeable. If you are friends with her you are very lucky not a lot of guys would like to be her boyfriend but a lot of people would love to be her friend. She is crazy very sarcastic she's very delicate. If you leave her out of stuff she won't say anything if you and her are really great friends she would never betray you. If you know when Alizandra you are one of the luckiest people in the world they are one of a kind. A lot of people don't have an Alexander in their life because they are so rare. If you are lucky enough to have one you should be thankful and always love them as a friend. Your Alizandra is your Alizandra she is only yours and no one can steal her from you. She is a smart and intelligent girl that will always be by your side.
Person:"Do you think I could be you Alizandra?"
Me:"No never only Alizandra is my Alizandra and she always will be!"
Person:"Wow you are very lucky to know one."
Me:"I know she is mine and will be forever."
Me:"No never only Alizandra is my Alizandra and she always will be!"
Person:"Wow you are very lucky to know one."
Me:"I know she is mine and will be forever."
alizandra by Dancer/4/17/06 May 14, 2018
Alizain
Name for a guy, particularly a black guy who robbed a bank and ran over a prostitute, but looks brown of Indian descent. Funny, smart, and chill and particularly why no one suspects him. Not a fan of bitches, fakes, and hoes. Original. Lowkey. Loves to quote rappers and music. Sings the oprah bring sexy back and goes clubbing all night. Someone who looks better than your ex and your next. Ftw. He cooks like Bobby Flay and beats up a vollyball everyday. One of the most amazing people and a total badass.
Alizandro
One of the cutest guys you’ll ever meet super hot might have AirPods and prob has one of the most rarest names out there but he is really sweet,charming,handsome,loyal,and respectful
Alizandro by Stephanie aswell October 29, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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