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I am Aliyev.
Aliyev by Adeemasdf March 12, 2018
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Aliyev's Lackeys 

Aliyev’s Lackeys define the group of people who publicly support the corrupted and murderous dictator in Azerbaijan. They are typically spineless sellouts and servants to the regime who are paid to push whatever propaganda is directed at them.
I stumbled across a few of Aliyev's Lackeys on Twitter and now I want to throw up.

Which minority group will Aliyev's Lackeys blame Azerbaijan’s problems on today?

I used to have greater respect for that American think tank, but then I learned that they actively employ Aliyev's Lackeys.
Aliyev's Lackeys by 4Peace&Love January 28, 2023
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An amazingly beautiful and kind person, who also happens to be an incredible photographer
"Dude did Aliye take your pictures?" "Yeah man I can't believe it either!"
aliye by Iluvatar_Eru November 23, 2016
ok if that’s your name you’re like an idiot but it’s ok because you’re funny i think you’re funny. you say the wrong things at the wrong time but it’s ok because you’re smooth so you play it off like the cool kid you are anyways if i know an aliye tell them a joke because i GUARANTEE that no matter how good or bad it is, they’ll laugh at it.
aliye: hi my name is aliye
Dude Bro: wow i bet you’re a funky person who tells good jokes and has a full notes section full of pickup lines. i am going to platonically marry you now
aliye: yes that would be fantastic i love you Dude Bro
aliye by arealfuqingidiot January 21, 2021
She’s super chill and best friend/ wifey material. You have to watch out though because she tends to only have boyfriends for 4-6 hours and is a musical.ly god. Her life is a dub one minute and the best next. Unpredictable is an understatement. But very beautiful and tall. One of the most loyal people you’ll ever meet.
Hey, I heard Aiyev broke up with her boyfriend after 5 hours bc he was rude to her friend. How loyal!!!! Also have u seen her musical.ly? It’s really popping off!
Aliye is an awesome person. She is the funniest and cutest person you could ever meet. If you know an Aliye, keep her, they’re rare! Aliye is gonna help you with every problem you have. Also she’s the prettiest and cutest girl in the room. Hotties.
I love every Aliye, they really do have a special personality <3

If you lose an Aliye, it’s your loss because every Aliye is perfect.
Aliye by Xooooooxooooooooo November 21, 2021

AliyevZombies

Azerbaijani citizen with who is a mix of human, zombie, and a robot.
If let out of control AliyevZombies will commit another Genocide again.
AliyevZombies by Human Activists October 24, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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