arealfuqingidiot's definitions

aliye

ok if that’s your name you’re like an idiot but it’s ok because you’re funny i think you’re funny. you say the wrong things at the wrong time but it’s ok because you’re smooth so you play it off like the cool kid you are anyways if i know an aliye tell them a joke because i GUARANTEE that no matter how good or bad it is, they’ll laugh at it.

aliye: hi my name is aliye
Dude Bro: wow i bet you’re a funky person who tells good jokes and has a full notes section full of pickup lines. i am going to platonically marry you now
aliye: yes that would be fantastic i love you Dude Bro

by arealfuqingidiot January 21, 2021