Azerbaijani 

A person who is from Azerbaijan despite of him/her nationality. Azerbaijanis are very hospital and kindly people. Regardless of Khojaly massacre (26th February, 1992), almost 30 years after they are still fond of peaceful negotiations with Armenia.

A: Last night i was at Azerbaijanis as a guest.
B: How was it? Did you enjoy your meal?
A: Azerbaijani cuisine is great. Azerbaijanis are very generous people, they even gave me some food to eat at home!

Azerbaijani by anonymous October 12, 2020

Azerbaijani Poker-Joker

When you dress up like the joker but have 3 litres of lube with you at a poker game.

A: They’ll never guess that i’m gonna pull an Azerbaijani Poker-Joker on them.
B: YOU’LL FAIL! you dont have enough lube!

Azerbaijani Poker-Joker by Cockashit May 28, 2026

International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day 

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.

Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."

International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023

Azerbaijan 

A fictional country. Outside of their oil industry they have nothing and are nobody.

History of Azerbaijan:

Mongol nomads until 18th century
Stealing Iranian history in 19th century
First Azerbaijani state based on stolen land in 20th century

Azerbaijan by Dark777 May 14, 2023

Azerbaijan 

Azerbaijan is a country located at the boundary of Eastern Europe and Western Asia.10 It is a part of the Caucasus region, and is bounded by the Caspian Sea to the east, Russia to the north, Georgia to the northwest, Armenia and Turkey to the west, and Iran to the south. Baku is the capital and largest city.

- Where I can eat most tasty dolma? In Azerbaijan of course!

- Karabakh is Azerbaijan!

- Where is the heart of Azerbaijan? Obviously in Shusha city!

Azerbaijan by ArmenianfromKarabakh July 12, 2021

Azerbaijan Pub 

A pub in Azerbaijan/ sells Azerbaijan alcohol.

Tourist in Azerbaijan : I need beer. Any pubs?
Azerbaijan Tourist Guide: Go to an Azerbaijan pub, then!

Azerbaijan Pub by Horse Power January 2, 2017

European Azerbaijan School 

A school where you are expected to wear unprovided uniforms and get punished if you don't do so. A school where you are suspended because of sitting and get expelled for fighting.

The European Azerbaijan School suspended 13 students for watching intruding fighting people.

European Azerbaijan School by Secretwomen3169 December 16, 2021