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Aliyahism 

the practice of bowing down and loving Aliyah Cline for the rest of one's life. Aliyah, the goddess of all, is a good natured, guitar playing, sexy spirit who kicks ass. She encourages fun times, openmindedness, hippies, nag champa insence, and reading, writing, and music. Aliyahism is one of the most cultures religions of the 20th century.
Everyone practices Aliyahism in order to be happy, free, and non-religous.
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Aaliyahism 

Aaliyahism
The irrational disappointment of achievements just shy of perfection.
Example:
Teacher: Why is your test not signed!
Student: My mother refused to. She was disappointed that I only got 98,5%.
Teacher: Is she suffering from aaliyahism.
Student: I know right!
You know… just like somehow making it through life in a weird way
You know for Aliyahing they're doing okay.
Aliyahing by SejasG October 11, 2022
You know… just like somehow making it through life in a weird way
You know for Aliyahing they're doing okay.
Aliyahing by SejasG October 11, 2022

Aliyiyism 

Aliyiyism, also called the Aliyite Tariqa or Aliyite Sufi Order, is a Sufi movement within Zaydi Shia Islam that traces its origins back to Sufi Muslims in Northern Nigeria as well as the Yoruba people and the Orishas, during the time of the Sokoto Caliphate.
Aliyiyism teaches that Orisha Ogun is one with Imam Ali, Orisha Obatallah is one with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus and Ali both are of one essence while being two different individuals.
When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.
Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.
Allahism by fjjen June 26, 2025
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