noun. A word to refer to a white person who rejects social progress and works to uphold systems that favor them. They are probably racist themselves. It is a portmanteau of the words "alabaster" and "bastard."

That Alabastard with the stars and bars on his truck probably won't even acknowledge how he benefits from white privilege.

Alabastard by The2th July 10, 2023

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Alabastard

A person that resides in Alabama that is also, by chance, a bastard. this doesn't maen a person who's dad has left the mom, this means the dad was accidentally (or on purpose) killed.

"That Alabastard just stole the last hot pocket!"
Hey! just because My dad is dead doesn't mean that you have to call me that.

Alabastard by Groovewonder December 2, 2010

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Alibaster Face

A face you make when taking a wide dump, The facial expression lasts about 15 minutes after the deed is done.

Dj Half Ton: Man, WTF! who dropped this loaf in the toilet,

Friend 2: I dont know but I just saw Jimmy walking with a alibaster face

Dj Half Ton: Let me see, Oh yeah, he sure does have an Alibaster Face

Alibaster Face by Boneyt May 21, 2009

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Alabastard

An anonymous hacker and right-leaning political commentator believed to be from central Alabama, but residing in parts unknown.

The Alabastard struck again, posting an anti-liberal screed on several prominent blogs.

Alabastard by WIlliamWyattBibb July 11, 2018

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