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alhassan 

Realest nigga alive. You won't find anyone more trustworthy or funny. Alhassan is refered to a person everyone looks up to as a successful person. An alhassan never breaks his promises and is true to everything.
"yo this guy is alhassan, he knows whats up"
alhassan by kah nigga November 19, 2013

alhassane 

The best mfn nigga you gon ever meet. Like stg he is loyal and mfn sweet as hell. He calm and chill. Jus don’t bring da daemon out in him or u gon regret it.
Alhassane
alhassane by Hdjsgsn February 22, 2020

alassandra 

Alassandra is a very interesting cute and funny girl who cares about her family and friends. She has big honkadonkers its almost impossible not to notice her vary big and nice boobs. She's very punk rocker emo girl who can get any guy she wants. If you know an alassandra then keep them close because she will protect you and love you with all she can. But don't be fooled because she could ruin you expose you and make it so much more difficult for you in life. Some may call her a slut but there just jelly that cant get her
That girl alassandra is such a good kisser
alassandra by glittertits69 October 19, 2020

Alhassani 

A family name, that was originated in "aljazera al arabia" which is now saudi Arabia and technically from "alhujaz" which is mecca (where muslims pray towards).
It's called Alhassani referring to the name "Hassan".
1st: what's your family name
2nd: alhassani
Alhassani by A7madd May 16, 2021
Alhasan is the SEXIEST NIGGA ALIVE, I wanna fuck him so hard and make him moan. He is so sexy, had brown eyes, brown hair, and tanned skin.
"Did you see alhasan he's so hot"
"Omg he's so hot, he must be and alhasan
Alhasan by urdad69mompussy January 14, 2021

Alhassan 

Sexy black nigga
Alhassan is sexy
Alhassan by monkey flash March 19, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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