My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay
when you’re attracted to people named alex, male or female. this could be alexandra, alexandria, or alexander. other variants include aleksandra and aleksander.
“Maybe you’re alexsexual.”
“What does that mean?”
“Only people named ‘alex’ can make you nut.”