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Alex James Syndrome 

Alex James Syndrome: occurs once select patient is put in social circle he/she is comfortable with and transforms into a massive egoist/ cheese enthusiast
"Wow he's cocky"

"I know must be Alex James Syndrome"

Alex Bacon Syndrome 

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.
John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.
Alex Bacon Syndrome by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013

Alex Salmond Syndrome 

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness
Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

Alex Jones syndrome 

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.
Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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