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Alex Mercer 

One serious badass. Possibly THE MOST bamf superhero to date.

He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.

He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?

Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
Clueless Civilian: WHOA! Who the fuck is that guy??? He's fucking killing everybody walking on the street!!! HOLY SHIT! How did he smash that car with his bare hands? Wait...what the fuck, his hands turned into fuckin CLAWS?? OH MY FUCKING GOD those marines didn't stand a chance in hell! Oh shit...he's coming this way!!! UUUHHH! *dies*

Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
Alex Mercer by Dr Grammar August 30, 2009
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Alex Mercer 

Scottish Engineeing Student.

A know-it-all, patronising self righteous boring scottish cunt.

Keep your opinions to your self you twat no one cares.

Alex mercer 

An overall stupid dumb mother fucker, really annoying and acts likes he's above everyone else. Thinks he's some amazing person but is just not, fucks with girls because he's a prick.
Man 1 "oh you may not understand I do have a higher iq than you anyway"
Man 2 "shut the fuck up Alex mercer"
Alex mercer by imalwaysright112233 October 29, 2021

alexmercers.pink_hoodie 

alexmercers.pink_hoodie is a really cool person who stans Bo Burnham and Pete Davidson .she is also alright at making edits
alexmercers.pink_hoodie hasn't uploaded anything in five days because of a mental breakdown
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022