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Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".
"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"

- Captain Morgan´s Revenge by Alestorm
Alestorm by TruG0d May 18, 2010
True Fucking Scottish Pirate Metal
Alestorm are pure dos
Alestorm by Demetrietheshitsweeper February 18, 2008

Alektorophobia 

Alektorophobia: The fear of chickens.

This is not a very common fear but there are those(myself included) who are terrified of this feathered fowl. When you suffer from alektorophobia, you suffer from one of the different levels.
(lowest to highest)
1. Terrified at the sight of a chicken.
2. Terrified at the sight of any chicken, real or not.
3. Terrified when you hear the sound of a chicken even when there isn't one.
4. Become scared when people even say the word chicken.
5. So scared you can't even eat chicken because it reminds you of your fear.
Boy with level one alektorophobia is walking along with his girlfriend when he sees a chicken. The boy begins to scream in a very high manner and jumps into the arms of his girlfriend. (they do not date again after this.)

alektorophobia 

Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens. I am suffering from alektorophobia. It is strange and really rare. Alektorophobia is a strong fear. I myself even dont like thinking about them
Alektorophobia - cartoon chickens,moving mobile chickens,thinking/talking about chickens,pictures of chickens,dead chickens..any thing to do with chickens, screeming seeing things like 'cow and chicken', 'chicken run' and 'chicken little' or adverts for it as chicken little has been advertised alot
This is when somebody is biting more than they can chew. An aletoso is that person that talks a lot of smack for whatever reason and usually gets beat up. Used in Colombia by street thugs usually.
If you get all aletoso I'm gonna fuck you up. Ese marica andaba de aletoso y lo levantaron.
aletoso by pimpollo July 16, 2007

Aleutian Islands 

Leaving a trail of come that resembles the Aleutian Islands.
I left the Aleutian Islands on Betty's face last night after she passed out.
Aleutian Islands by Mac Daddy 012 September 12, 2009
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