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Alektorophobia 

Alektorophobia: The fear of chickens.

This is not a very common fear but there are those(myself included) who are terrified of this feathered fowl. When you suffer from alektorophobia, you suffer from one of the different levels.
(lowest to highest)
1. Terrified at the sight of a chicken.
2. Terrified at the sight of any chicken, real or not.
3. Terrified when you hear the sound of a chicken even when there isn't one.
4. Become scared when people even say the word chicken.
5. So scared you can't even eat chicken because it reminds you of your fear.
Boy with level one alektorophobia is walking along with his girlfriend when he sees a chicken. The boy begins to scream in a very high manner and jumps into the arms of his girlfriend. (they do not date again after this.)
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alektorophobia 

Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens. I am suffering from alektorophobia. It is strange and really rare. Alektorophobia is a strong fear. I myself even dont like thinking about them
Alektorophobia - cartoon chickens,moving mobile chickens,thinking/talking about chickens,pictures of chickens,dead chickens..any thing to do with chickens, screeming seeing things like 'cow and chicken', 'chicken run' and 'chicken little' or adverts for it as chicken little has been advertised alot

alektorophiliac 

Someone who has an obsessive and sometimes sexual love for chickens or roosters.
Why did the alektorophiliac cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

Alektorophobic 

Alektorophobic is the fear of chickens.
I'm Alektorophobic.
He has Alektorophobia.
Alektorophobic by Wicky April 29, 2007
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026