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alesja is a girl who acts nice to some people but really hates them in reality. as you get closer with her, the stronger she hates you more. alesja chooses her friends wisely as she only has 1 really close bestfriend that she'd call family. you dont know who she is since she distances herself away from her 'friends'. when you get closer to her, she'd part herself away (you may not hear from her in a week to a month). alesja does not care unless it affects herself or her closest family.
guy - "Have you heard from Alesja?"
guy #2 - "No, she left me on delivered."
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Alesja parllaku 

Alesja parllaku by anonymous June 6, 2022

Alessandra 

Alessandra is a female given name of Greek origin, meaning defender of men. She is the most beautiful, smart girl you will ever meet. She is often tall and cutewith brown hair and dark dreamy eyes. She has a great sense of humor and you can trust her with the deepest of your secrets. If you have an Alessandra let her know how you feel and never let her go. Alessandra, although she may not seem like it, is often a natural leader but is not overly competitive so will ensure that everyone around her is happy. She usually appears like a strong, confident person but in reality, she can be a sensitive ambivert. She is always her own worst critic which makes her a perfectionist.
I think I’m in love. I’ve met an Alessandra!
Alessandra by Lílía June 5, 2018

Alejandro Rosario 

Alejandro can make you go 🤰 or 🤤 if he ever smiles. He is known from tiktok, member of the lollipop boys. Born in New Jersey and is Costa rican. Plays soccer⚽ just like the boys.
Person a: who can smile the best?

Person b: Alejandro Rosario duh like peridot

Person a: Omg that was such a dumb question

Person b: I know right
Alejandro Rosario by Crackhead666 December 8, 2019

Maria Alejandra 

The most amazing woman in the world. Can make you happy for life just with one smile. She is the most beautiful creature in the multiverse. She has the ability to help you get the best of you. It's not only about her presence, it's also who you become when she is around.
Maria Alejandra is a dream come true.
Maria Alejandra by monacogustavo September 6, 2011

Alessandro 

Alessandro is the nicest, kindest and most fun person you will ever meet. Alessandro is usually an Italian name and Alessandro is also very good looking and amazing at sports. They are caring people who will always find a way to cheer you up and make you laugh. If u have an Alessandro in your life make sure you never loose them!
Alessandro is the best person I have ever met!
Alessandro by ...OOF... April 27, 2019

Alessandra 

This girl is the best you will ever meet. A hot ticket in all regards.
She's so talented, an Alessandra for sure.
Alessandra by coolgirl20008989 February 7, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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