alejandro

a really sweet and caring guy who you can totally trust. he's a total rager and loves to party. he fucks like no other and is a really good kisser! he is SUPER SEXY!!! totally hot!!!! rocks at sports!!!! he's really funny and has the prettiest eyes you'll ever see in your life. he may seem a little shy at first but once you get past that you'll see that he's one of coolest people you'll ever meet. hes got abbs like the situation and an amazing body. He likes to surf and snowboard, and ocassionally busts out in song. he'll make you smile all the time and whoever meets this AMAZING person will never meet anyone quite like him again. he is a total ALEJANDRO!!!!
-woah did u see that hottie?

-yeah he's a total ALEJANDRO!
by muah <3 November 08, 2010
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a cool guy you will like and want to date and also his dick is huge he funny smart and and cool he will be the best friend and boyfriend you will never have in you life
alejandro is hot
by @meme_invasion October 29, 2018
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a nigga with the fattest ass and the longest dick. nigga dick is so big it'll rip your anus.
girl : damn who that thicc ass nigga with a fat cock

girl2: that alejandro his ass so godamn fat
by thatniggaalejandro May 23, 2018
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a person who engages in compulsive humping activities, no matter where
Looks at this guy! he is such an alejandro, he is humping that bitch in the library
by Sandy69 May 04, 2008
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lady gaga will p-p-p-poke your face with her alejandro
by Spicy Meatball July 07, 2010
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He will leave you on seen or be rly dry if u say a joke about him. He also takes hours to respond. If ur in a relationship, he'll call u bro which is cool i guess but sometimes it feels like ur not even dating. He also has a gf to hide the fact that he's gay 😮😮. Overall, i'd give him a 9/10 but thats cause of his looks.
Girl: Has alejandro responde yet?
friend: no its been 4 hours.
by Anniekinz November 22, 2021
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a celebrity that is usually very unpopular however very attractive. usually has many friends and smokes pot. likes the usually Hollywood whores and will probably die of drug overdose.
did u see that actor he was such a Alejandro!
that druggie looked like Alejandro.
by xXtotaleXtacyxX June 19, 2009
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