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a last name of a monkey like bathroom gnome that is like a monkey. The Alejon last name means to be a foreign mountain ranger that sniffs unwashed underwear. Alejon is also the author from 'Adventures around the world with Yeshas'. and the author to the book 'taming Neanderthals' you can Alejon in the streets of london, africa.
i hate Alejon
Alejon by Ribbet Riggerson November 22, 2023
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(of a man) good-looking.

not a selfish person. A good person is not a saint. A good person is someone who thinks about their own needs and comfort as much as they think about other's. A good person is not someone who helps you with money. It is someone who stands by you in your difficult times.
you're so aljon !!
Aljon by metalako June 5, 2018
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Alejandro Rosario 

Alejandro can make you go 🤰 or 🤤 if he ever smiles. He is known from tiktok, member of the lollipop boys. Born in New Jersey and is Costa rican. Plays soccer⚽ just like the boys.
Person a: who can smile the best?

Person b: Alejandro Rosario duh like peridot

Person a: Omg that was such a dumb question

Person b: I know right
Alejandro Rosario by Crackhead666 December 8, 2019

Alexondra 

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She absolutely beautiful in every way imaginable, and never fails to put a smile on your face and feel like you're floating on air. She is amazingly talented in numerous fields, yet modest. She is also a guy's last love, for no other girl can even compare to her.
"She's really awesome, she must be an Alexondra."
Alexondra by Meester Fishy August 25, 2011

Maria Alejandra 

The most amazing woman in the world. Can make you happy for life just with one smile. She is the most beautiful creature in the multiverse. She has the ability to help you get the best of you. It's not only about her presence, it's also who you become when she is around.
Maria Alejandra by monacogustavo September 6, 2011

Alejandra 

Alejandra
Meaning beautiful sexy smart kind hearted shy at first but very out going she's really the best

No one is better than her
Alejandra means perfect
That girls so Alejandra
Alejandra by i.love.Alejandra April 4, 2015

ALEJANDRA 

She is a super cute ass bitch that everyone loves she is usually popular and has a lot of friends she has the best best friends she can have but in another side of alejandra she is also really smart but still makes mistakes like every other human and even when she does she tries to solve them .If you have a Alejandra remember never lose her she is someone who will be your friend for life and will make your day
I Love being a Alejandrađź’– and I'm weird lol bye
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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