alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020

alcoholing

Verb- Alcoholing, to go alcoholing, meaning drinking alcohol in the presence of other alcohol drinkers

Let's go alcoholing!

by splarf October 12, 2013