alcoholising
Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?
Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.
Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.
Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.
Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.
alcoholising by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020
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