4 definitions by jonthestupidfuk
by jonthestupidfuk June 9, 2017
Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?
Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.
Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.
Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.
Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.
by jonthestupidfuk August 31, 2020
Da’shaun- Look at the pussynigga Jerome, he don’t wanna eat watermelon and drink lean with us.
Tyrone- On god
Tyrone- On god
by jonthestupidfuk November 30, 2020
by jonthestupidfuk November 30, 2020