jonthestupidfuk's definitions

garfielf

the derp version of garfield

garfielf, you are such a fat cat, why are you so fat?

by jonthestupidfuk June 9, 2017

alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020

bumcocknigga

pretty self explanatory

John- You are a bumcocknigga
me- fr

by jonthestupidfuk November 30, 2020

pussynigga

a gangster black men who does not want to be gangster

Da’shaun- Look at the pussynigga Jerome, he don’t wanna eat watermelon and drink lean with us.

Tyrone- On god

by jonthestupidfuk November 30, 2020