alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020

bumcocknigga

pretty self explanatory

John- You are a bumcocknigga
me- fr

by jonthestupidfuk November 30, 2020

pussynigga

a gangster black men who does not want to be gangster

Da’shaun- Look at the pussynigga Jerome, he don’t wanna eat watermelon and drink lean with us.

Tyrone- On god

by jonthestupidfuk November 30, 2020

garfielf

the derp version of garfield

garfielf, you are such a fat cat, why are you so fat?

by jonthestupidfuk June 09, 2017