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Alcoholistic 

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).
"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."
Alcoholistic by apeirophobia February 1, 2010

Alcoholis Interuptis 

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.
Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

alcoholism 

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.
It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism
alcoholism by katiemac604 February 7, 2010

Alcoholism 

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.
Alcoholism is growing up so fast!
Alcoholism by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

alcoholidays 

St. Patrick's Day, Halloween, Mardi Gras. Those days that seem to, at least for college students, exist solely for the purpose of getting shit-faced drunk, with rituals often beginning as early as morning and continuing throughout the day.
Bob: Dude! I'm so drunk right now. We started drinking every time we see spongebob squarepants, and they are running a Halloween Marathon.
Ted: Happy Alcoholidays!
alcoholidays by Matthew Lake November 20, 2007

Alcoholiday 

A holiday on which copious amounts of alcoholic beverages are consumed.
St. Patrick's Day is the most important alcoholiday of the year.
Alcoholiday by SaintZi April 2, 2011
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