Alcohalzheimers 

Once an individual has achieved the level of inebriation required to repeat the same sentence as if they had never said it three times that night.

Alcohalzheimers has no example, if you know, you know this friend.

Alcohalzheimers by Digital Appleseed February 17, 2023

alcohalzheimer's 

Forgetting nights, parts of nights, things you did/said, and random things all the time because of drinking too much.

I can't believe I lost my car AGAIN on Friday night, I swear, my alcohalzheimer's is getting really bad.

alcohalzheimer's by CU@5 March 4, 2009

Alcholzheimers 

When you consume a large quantity of Alchohol and forget events during the time frame you were intoxicated, either intentionally or unintentionally. Usually this is followed by an apology to those offended.

"Dood, my ol lady told me you were hitting on her last night"
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.

Alcholzheimers by Mill-na July 23, 2009

Alcoholzheimer's Disease 

The loss of memory caused by over consumption of liquor.

I had four vodka drinks last night and then got Alcoholzheimer's Disease. I don't remember driving home, or stopping at Del Taco before getting home, or eating them when I got home - hey, was that guy I was talking to last night any cute?

Alcoholzheimer's Disease by AT Kamikaze August 11, 2007

Alcoholzheimer's Disease 

Periodic dementia brought on by excessive alcohol consumption in social environments.

You talk to somebody at a party at length about life, the universe, and everything. Weeks later you see the same person again in "normal" life, you can't remember a thing you said or talked about, or even if you've ever met at all. The only lingering sensation is one of embarrassment from the possibility that you mispronounced the word "lambatse" multiple times. This is a symptom of Alcoholzheimer's Disease. See a doctor.

Alcoholzheimer's Disease by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010

alcoholzheimers 

Memory loss caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.

Dave: bro what happened to my beer?
Jerry: you drank it like the other 16 beers.
Dave: No way! I think that last one gave me alcoholzheimers

alcoholzheimers by tequifajameison January 29, 2020

Alcoholzheimer's 

A classier, DSM-IV way of explaining your condition of being black out drunk.

Officer, of course I can't remember my address- I have Alcoholzheimer's.

Alcoholzheimer's by RadioBaconDotOrg December 18, 2012