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alcoballs 

Having your balls grow 10x larger by consuming an excessive amount of alcohol.
* Steve thought he could fuck up anyone at the bar due to his alcoballs.
* Steve's alcoballs couldn't help him when the whole bar jumped him.
* Steve needed alcoballs to talk to the pretty blonde by the bar.
alcoballs by Nas Nasir October 22, 2008

Alchocallic 

A person who routinely gets very drunk, then starts calling everyone in their phone book. This call is usually very late at night or early in the morning, and not remebered by the alchocaller.
Sylvia called all the way to the "P's" in her cell phone contact list before she passed out. I'm afraid she may be an alchocallic.
Alchocallic by mzlizz April 13, 2010

alcobrawlic 

one who routinely proceeds in getting hammered, then picking a fight with the nearest person/object in reach.
if you ever drink with joe, then make sure you hide anything valuable and wear a suit of armor because he is a straight up alcobrawlic.
alcobrawlic by tehGrincH December 16, 2008

AlcohollicA 

When metallica played a show hammerd drunk.
"Dude was you at ride the lightning concert AlcohollicA was totally fucking hammerd man!!!"
AlcohollicA by PapaPola October 7, 2008

Alcosmallic 

When you used to drink excessively, but then stopped for a few years and now you can get drunk on just a small amount of alcohol.
"Wow Kim, you only had 2 drinks! You are such an alcosmallic!"
Alcosmallic by Deakerama April 9, 2009
Better watch your junk there's an alcobolic in the room.
alcobolic by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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