Albreurto
I wish that Albreurto would come smoke by me so I could get a better look at his behind--his ass cheeks are AMAZING.
Albreurto by cornchowder06 July 5, 2009
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Alberto Halos
Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.
Alberto Halos by pinjer October 3, 2018
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alberto scorfano
A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.
alberto scorfano by i_am_your_mother July 6, 2021
Alberto
A male of hispanic decent. Is a funny relaxed guy that likes to get the attention of not one but many females. Though Alberto may seem like a player or tool he is a faithful fun loving character who will never cheat. He may sometimes come off as a douche bag but inside he is probably the most sensitive and loving guy you will meet. He says a lot of random stuff and only wants people to like him.
Albertosaurus
Albertosaurus (/ælˌbɜ rtəˈsɔ rəs/; meaning "Alberta lizard") is a genus of tyrannosaurid theropod dinosaur that lived in western North America during the Late Cretaceous Period, about 70 million years ago. The type species, Albertosaurus sarcophagus, was apparently restricted in range to the modern-day Canadian province of Alberta, after which the genus is named. Scientists disagree on the content of the genus, with some recognizing Gorgosaurus libratus as a second species.
As a tyrannosaurid, Albertosaurus was a bipedal predator with tiny, two-fingered hands and a massive head that had dozens of large, sharp teeth. It may have been at the top of the food chain in its local ecosystem. While Albertosaurus was large for a theropod, it was much smaller than its larger and more famous relative Tyrannosaurus rex, growing nine to ten meters long and possibly weighing less than 2 metric tons.
As a tyrannosaurid, Albertosaurus was a bipedal predator with tiny, two-fingered hands and a massive head that had dozens of large, sharp teeth. It may have been at the top of the food chain in its local ecosystem. While Albertosaurus was large for a theropod, it was much smaller than its larger and more famous relative Tyrannosaurus rex, growing nine to ten meters long and possibly weighing less than 2 metric tons.
Since the first discovery in 1884, fossils of more than 30 individuals have been recovered, providing scientists with a more detailed knowledge of Albertosaurus anatomy than is available for most other tyrannosaurids. The discovery of 26 individuals at one site provides evidence of pack behaviour and allows studies of ontogeny and population biology, which are impossible with lesser-known dinosaurs.
Albertosaurus by WhoDatFreshBoi November 10, 2018
Alberto
The most amazing guy you will ever have the chance to talk to. A guy that is typically of Hispanic/ Mexican decent. Is athletic and very smart. He is loyal and caring when it comes to friends. He is extremely handsome and can play different instruments. Many girls want to be with him. He knows the value of his own greatness. Tends to be self-confident and social. At first he may seem quiet, but once you get to know him, you realize what you have been missing out on. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Getting to know him is an adventure. Seeing him around is breath-taking. Girls are jealous of the girls he talks to. Guys are jealous because he is always surrounded by girls. He rarely has a girlfriend though.
Alberto by Secret Letters August 30, 2013
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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