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A guy who is black, has fat ass, and short pinky.
You are such an Albear!
Albear by Pooppppppppppppper April 9, 2020

Albertina 

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.
I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!
Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013

AlbertsStuff 

An immature youtuber with mature humor. He usually plays ROBLOX but will try other games too. He is hilarious and will make you laugh till you shit.
girl Robloxian: get out of my car !
albertsstuff: Why?
Girl Robloxian: i need to do stuff...
albertsstuff: You need to do alberts stuff if you know what i mean...
AlbertsStuff by Keanu93817 March 8, 2017

damon albarn 

he is the most gorgeous man on the face of the planet. so hot he is So hot i cannot be physically fine it hurts to look at him he is so fucking perfect also his music is so sexy. so much talent and beauty in one man what do i do. also now he is a dilf btw.
"damon albarn is so hot"
"that's a bit of an understatement can you please not disrespect him like that"

albertsStuff 

our savior, our god, our roblox messiah
this one girl: dimaaa
albertsstuff: I AM A WOMAN MY NAME IS DIMA, I LIKE TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME-AAA
albertsStuff by Kosmical November 25, 2017

Albert Aretz 

he’s an amazing human, and has a YouTube channel called Flamingo
Omg! Albert Aretz just posted a new video!
Albert Aretz by a clown gril April 19, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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