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Alaskian pipeline 

When you take a huge fucking shit into a condom put it in the freezer and then insert it into someone’s asshole
Josh: mully give me that alaskian pipeline
Mully: no we will get kicked out of the boys

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

alaskin pipeline 

The act of shitting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.
I shoved my alaskin pipeline so far up sammy's ass
alaskin pipeline by Benito mac October 2, 2007

alaskan pipeline 

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
alaskan pipeline by aseay_99 August 3, 2004

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline 

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline
Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

Alaskan Pipeline 

This happens when a person shits in a condom then puts it in the freezer to use as a dildo for later.
I don't have any real dildos, so I made an Alaskan Pipeline instead!
Alaskan Pipeline by Trickmaster16 November 27, 2012
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