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Alanii is a sweet, kind, and respectful person. She has poofy, curly hair. And a bubbly personality. She is often either serious or silly. Always pretty smart. Always underestimated, though. She is extremely beautiful, inside and out. Never leaves someone behind. Very classy. She got the fatty and she cute as hell. Always trustworthy, will never tell another soul.
Alanii is literally my best friend.

Alanii is so cute in that dress like yass, sus.
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Alannis is a sweet, funny person. She likes inside jokes, but she hates surprises. You should never mess with an Alannis because she WILL BEAT YOU UP. If you are friends with an Alannis you should never let her go. Alannis is pretty, and she is not afraid to be herself. An Alannis can be a stubborn person at times, and she can be hot-headed once in a while, but she will always be there for her friends. She is a fun person to hang out with, and she is a very social person, but at times she can be shy. She laughs a lot, but at times she will be very serious. Alannis isn't afraid to break the rules, but she gets caught sometimes... She has her own style, and she likes to act weird with her friends. She tends to love animals, and she loves to cook and bake. She is very smart, and she is good at math. She LOVES music, and she can't live without it. Alannis tends to be girly, but at times she could be more like a tomboy. She seems like a brave person, but when it comes to rides... she acts completely different XD
Alannis's Friend: "Lets ride that water slide!" Alannis: "Ok!" *walks up the stairs to the water slide* Alannis: "Actually nevermind!"
Alannis by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020
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A beautiful girl who has a great personality and is very energetic. She is very quiet but once you get to know her, she is absolutely crazy. She is very funny, sweet, bubbly, and artistic. She keeps her friends to a limit and has a lot of acquaintances. She WILL speak her mind and don't make her lose her temper!
"Damnn, Alani is looking good!"
"I wish I was Alani, she is so awesome!"
Alani by That Guy Next Door September 20, 2015
Beautiful and unique type of girl she has a lot to say and a large mouth but she can be trusted with your life she’s the sweetest most bestfriend you could possibly meet
Aww she’s such an Alantis

Or she has a mouth like an alantis
Alantis by Halinia August 1, 2020
The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait
Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis
Alanis by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019
A beautiful young girl that Cares for her best friend and will do anything for them
Alanie helped me when I was feeling sad
alanie by Dezirae Vazquez April 4, 2018

Alanis Ironic 

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.
The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.
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