Alan Jackson
Alan Jackson by EltonJohnsSon June 7, 2019
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The Alan Jackson
noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.
"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."
The Alan Jackson by moliver130 January 8, 2011
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The Alan Jackson Lunch
Dude, did you take Charlotte to that new BBQ restaurant for your date last night? No, I got there but she wasn't ready so we had The Alan Jackson Lunch.
**Both guys high-five**
**Both guys high-five**
The Alan Jackson Lunch by BuzzLightRear July 1, 2026
The Alan Jackson Lunch
Dude, did you take Charlotte to that new BBQ restaurant for your date last night? No, I got to her house but she wasn't ready so we had The Alan Jackson Lunch.
**Both guys high five**
**Both guys high five**
The Alan Jackson Lunch by anonymous July 1, 2026
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