A good friend of Mr Hughes, who does not take children's shoes but does the G-Mod Sexy Dance.
Jude: Hey Louis, do the Sexy Dance.
Louis: I can't. I'm not Alan Jackson.
by EltonJohnsSon June 7, 2019
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noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.
"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."
by moliver130 January 7, 2011
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