The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
by Alan S. September 19, 2007
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the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack
damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice
by Chinny Boi March 1, 2022
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To look at other's work aimlessly with a blank stare, with occasional input that could be rude but beneficial.
Jack was alaning over Jill's shoulder while she wrote her program.
by leovander March 3, 2011
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a fat fuck who sits and catfishes and grooms kids off of roblox on his nokia brick
bro this guy just told me he was gonna put me on a leash on da hood.

must be alan lol
by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021
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