Alan_s

Alan is the best guy to meet he is chill and will always want you to be happy and will give you affection if you like someone named alan tell him and i promise you he will like you back

Her:i like you
Alan_s:i like you too…. I been fallen in love for you since the day we meet thanks to your friends

by Alan_ A.s_ A+A June 3, 2024

Alan's Snackbar

Used as a coverup for someone shouting allahu akbar .

POLICE: What did you just say?
Radical: Oh, nothing, I was just talking about the new restaurant in town... It's called Alan's Snackbar!

by YoDontBeThatGirl October 11, 2016

Alan's Momming

The action of licking somebody or something from bottom to top, or head to toe.

Bro, that kid over there is totally Alan's Momming that plate

by iwanttohavesexwithyourvagina October 3, 2018

Alan’s IPhone 7

He won’t let you look at anything

Alan won’t let me see his discord on Alan’s iPhone 7

by Alan’s IPhone 7 December 9, 2019

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

Alan’s K

Alan’s K is an organic hormone secretion that is produced by the U-gene, that tends to create orgasmic sensations in women.

Her sensations of pleasure are due to the level of Alan’s K she has in her body.

If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.

A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.

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by Guruji Irv December 20, 2017