1. A sex act in which the two parties partake in intercourse in a rickety, old, outhouse in an abandoned trailer park of Alabama while one party is mid-shit and the other party is distraught from the lack of toilet paper in the said outhouse.
2. A card game.
2. A card game.
Man #1= Holy shit, I hope the girl i just had an Alabama Crapdangle with is legal!
Man #2= Doubt it, she didn't even look like she had drawn a pair yet.
Man #2= Doubt it, she didn't even look like she had drawn a pair yet.
by Ibid Goldstein January 14, 2010
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by Crabdangler February 22, 2010
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The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".
Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.
by evilninjamonkey December 15, 2008
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