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1. A sex act in which the two parties partake in intercourse in a rickety, old, outhouse in an abandoned trailer park of Alabama while one party is mid-shit and the other party is distraught from the lack of toilet paper in the said outhouse.

2. A card game.
Man #1= Holy shit, I hope the girl i just had an Alabama Crapdangle with is legal!

Man #2= Doubt it, she didn't even look like she had drawn a pair yet.
by Ibid Goldstein January 13, 2010
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