AlFonze

A fonzi is a male who is of asian and cauasian decent. Usually has a huge greasy forehead and ridiculous glasses and it small in stature.
he gets ripped constantly and smells like the inside of a butthole

AlFonze gets ripped everyday at skool

by greg moss (baw) July 31, 2006

Alfonse

A very honest person but who takes revenge on those who taunt him or backstab him, he's very attractive, talented & kind but don't mess with him because he doesn't forgive & doesn't forget, a cold hearted snake

Damn I wish I could be as cold hearted as Alfonse

by Xxxtremely July 2, 2019

Alfonzo (aka Tuks)

The person i love the most. Alfonzo is the sweetest and a cutest person you will meet. He have this very dark hair, a fluffy cheeks. Dark brown eyes. Hes very caringHes soft and sensitive but will do anything to protect his family and friends. Hes smart and good at observing. Quite yet dangerous. He has a great personality, he also shy for the most part. Hes a great friend and a great partner

you sound like you need a "alfonzo (aka tuks) on your life

by Hubeabear June 9, 2021

Alfonzo

Alfonzo is sometimes dumb but very funny. He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. Not a lot of people like him but the people that do are sometimes afraid of telling him in fear he will tell his other friends. You should not use him or lose him and do not lie to him. He knows when someone is lying and can sense a liar. He is very protective of his friends and girlfriend/boyfriend. If you lien him you should date him and don’t be shy.

Ryan: yo, wassup zo

Alfonzo: wassup *makes a funny joke*

Everyone around: *starts laughing hysterically*

by User4568912 October 30, 2019

alfonzia

A great person

You are alfonzia

by coolniah March 14, 2015

Alfonzo

A noun used to describe an average Hispanic male. So basically a Hispanic “NPC”. It’s 2023’s version of calling someone an “Edgar”. Their often seen rocking the Alfonzo bowl cut, true religion jeans, and white Air Force ones. Alfonzo’s are the light-skins of Hispanic people. In every picture their seen sucking in their cheeks to emphasize their jawline. Nobody likes Alfonso’s, they also have L rizz.

*Walks into a Miami nightclub*: Damn bro, there’s so many Alfonso’s in here. They tryna rizz up all the treeshes.

*Sees a Hispanic light-skin tryna rizz up*: Hahahahah yoo bro look at that Alfonzo ass nigga *crying emoji*.

by For the community 1738 January 25, 2023

Alfonse

A super nice and honest person who is everybody's friend.

Bro this dude I met is a total Alfonse.

by Gthegreat July 24, 2014