used as a noun, a community of people, mostly Muslims, with funny beards and kkk-like clothes. Literal meaning: "The Base". Al Quaida was founded in Afghanistan and Osama bin Laden is their CEO. The main aim of Al Quaida is the muslimic world domination. To reach this, every infidel has to be killed or converted to the "right religion". The hate, anger and frustration of Al Quaida-members (especially Afghanistan-members) is the result of the suppression of woman, which lasted for decades and is still lasting...e.g.: They put their women in the "Burka", to hide their skin from the eyes of other men or something..To compensate their very negative emotions and feelings, the founders of Al Quaida figured out, that the raping of animals (e.g.: donkeys (Osama´s favourite), camels, chickens and horses) and the killing of infidels (in that order) are a fucking good way of anger-managment. Nowadays it is common knowlegde that the afghan Al Quaida members are the worlds most acknowledged experts in professional animal raping and terrorism.
by Osam-A-rama April 28, 2006
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AL Quaida is a bunch of pussy ass bitches and I would like to tie them to a chair with no bottom andbeat the shit outa thier nuts untill they have nothing less than worthless mush, which isnt much less than they have now.
by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009
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Hey, we need some new tough laws and an invasion in a random gulf country. Let's blow up some people and say Al Quaeda did it...
by ingo77 July 26, 2005
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