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Al Quaeda 

An organisation noone know really exists that is very useful for putting the blame on someone whenever whoever kills civilians. Usually responsibility for attacks is claimed "on a website in Italy" "by phone" etc. and no proper translations are being provided for the claims and the websites usually disappears just as quick as they appeared. As noone knows if they really exist, it is difficult for them to say they didnt do it though (no they dont have a PR manager, but most of the other properly evil guys do have PR divisions)
Hey, we need some new tough laws and an invasion in a random gulf country. Let's blow up some people and say Al Quaeda did it...
Al Quaeda by ingo77 July 26, 2005

al- quaeda

terror network responsible for wtc bombing, us embassy bombing in kenya and tanzania, 9-11
jake:ey ned ned: yea? jake: ever heard of al- quaeda ned: yea those damn muslim extremists fought back against us
al- quaeda by weathrguy May 22, 2010

Al Qaeda Roaches 

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.
Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry

Al Qaeda eyes 

When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.
Bob told his friends about how Jane gave him a BJ in in his car and she gave him Al Qaeda eyes.
Al Qaeda eyes by vizkiz May 11, 2014

al Qaeda 

A militant Islamist organization, formed by Osama bin Laden in the 1990s, that has adopted takfiri doctrines and has declared jihad against all Westerners and their Muslim supporters.
al Qaeda is most known for their attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.
al Qaeda by Dancing with Fire January 16, 2011

al qaeda 

model worshippers of the jihad cause.They should be burned in hell for what they had done.I am a Muslim too but I still hate them a lot.Terrorists are terrorists let they be Muslims or not.
Osama is a coward yapping in caves acting like he's the shit.
al qaeda by horseyrain January 8, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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