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Al Quaeda 

An organisation noone know really exists that is very useful for putting the blame on someone whenever whoever kills civilians. Usually responsibility for attacks is claimed "on a website in Italy" "by phone" etc. and no proper translations are being provided for the claims and the websites usually disappears just as quick as they appeared. As noone knows if they really exist, it is difficult for them to say they didnt do it though (no they dont have a PR manager, but most of the other properly evil guys do have PR divisions)
Hey, we need some new tough laws and an invasion in a random gulf country. Let's blow up some people and say Al Quaeda did it...
Al Quaeda by ingo77 July 26, 2005

al- quaeda

terror network responsible for wtc bombing, us embassy bombing in kenya and tanzania, 9-11
jake:ey ned ned: yea? jake: ever heard of al- quaeda ned: yea those damn muslim extremists fought back against us
al- quaeda by weathrguy May 22, 2010

Al Qaeda Roaches 

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.
Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry

Al Qaeda eyes 

When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.
Bob told his friends about how Jane gave him a BJ in in his car and she gave him Al Qaeda eyes.
Al Qaeda eyes by vizkiz May 11, 2014

al Qaeda 

A militant Islamist organization, formed by Osama bin Laden in the 1990s, that has adopted takfiri doctrines and has declared jihad against all Westerners and their Muslim supporters.
al Qaeda is most known for their attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.
al Qaeda by Dancing with Fire January 16, 2011

al qaeda 

model worshippers of the jihad cause.They should be burned in hell for what they had done.I am a Muslim too but I still hate them a lot.Terrorists are terrorists let they be Muslims or not.
Osama is a coward yapping in caves acting like he's the shit.
al qaeda by horseyrain January 8, 2005