An auto immune disorder in which the white blood cells are mentally damaged and attack one's hair.

Treatments include injecting cortical steriods into one's head, putting said steriods on skin in the form of a cream, and cursing one's blood cells for being so stupid.

Doctor: You have alopecia
Patient: You idiots!

Alopecia by hi. Please dont kill me. December 4, 2012

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alcopalsy

A serious condition occurring when when one consumes too much alcohol which causes temporary paralysis and/or involuntary movements

Everyone realized Patty had alcopalsy when she tried to wink, but she farted instead.

After drinking six Coors Lights, Mom had alcopalsy.

alcopalsy by frontburners March 3, 2016

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alcophiliac

One that enjoys the consumption and effects of grandiose amounts of alcohol, but still leads a successful, functional, and happy life, and does not exhibit the dependant characteristics of an alcoholic.

Cecile can outdrink all her friends, and loves the taste of alcohol. She is frequently found partying her ass off while wasted, but knows when to stay sober and get down to business. She is an alcophiliac.

alcophiliac by Amandine foooooooooooood October 30, 2006

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alcopops

Alcoholic Soda Pops. Modern day drinks with fruity flavor. like lemonade or strawberry flavored alcoholic drinks.

To attract a younger generation of drinkers, many liquor companies have created alcopops.

alcopops by ebeazy November 17, 2006

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