Aksen 

Aksen
A super are name, for a rare type of gentlemen. Aksen's are sexually attractive and charismatic. Aksen's tend to be if the chill type, keeping calm when they are met by negative situations. They also are more fond of relaxing sipping to a beer in a corner talking than dancing and getting shitfaced.

Aksen's treat women with respect and are good at pleasing women in all situations, including sexual activities. All women tend to find Aksen's very love and fuckable, especially when they get to know him.

That guy is so perfect. He has to be an Aksen!

Aksen by Rivuss November 21, 2021

Akenn 

The coolest person ever, or hottest person ever.

Person 1: That girl is so akenn
Person 2: I know.

Akenn by XxXcLoWnChEcKxXx April 26, 2020

absent-minded 

so lost in thought that one does not realize what one is doing, what is happening, etc.; preoccupied to the extent of being unaware of one's immediate surroundings.

I tried to call out to him but he didn't hear me. He wasn't paying attention. He is absent-minded

absent-minded by Snowbaby January 8, 2014

Arseniy 

A hot af dude who is most likely Russian or slavic in general , aswell most likely a very good looking multilingual genius with good accent and beautiful voice that is friendly , he may slightly be an introvert and nost people with that name may be bookworms but can be dangerous in a way in case theure abgry seeing their cleverness , and people easily fall for the owner of this name but yet he is loyal for his partner , and for sure amazing at bed ;)

“I wonder what that guy's name.”
“That’s an Arseniy for sure!”

Most likely he will never show his feelings towards you so good luck with that :)

Arseniy by TheCoolDog November 11, 2018

Shat-in-absentia 

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

Shat-in-absentia by YAWA August 21, 2016

Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede

A guy working in the porno industry who likes to do gay guys up the bum. He is also working for the Johnsie Studios.

Guy 1: Where is Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede at?

Guy 2: Oh he is just out make sure the new intern has to walk sideways for the next week

Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede by Chris3103 September 14, 2023

gamer absence

big men fucking

"I just did a gamer absence"
"ok"

gamer absence by fortnitefunny November 3, 2019