the most kindest and beautiful girl you will ever meet . yeah she’s cares to much but it’s the greats thing about her . And when she falls in love she falls hard. Everyone is into her boys and girls , yes she has haters but everyone does . don’t get on her bad side bc she’s f*** you up . don’t dare mess with her friends or family bc you won’t win that fight . but at the same time she’s the nicest and most sweetest person you will ever meet . don’t lie to her or make her second guess you bc once she’s gone she’s gone . you don’t wanna lose her bc she’ll be the greatest thing to ever happen you that goes with everything friendship , relationship , whatever it is . she makes the work a little brighter and a little easier everyday . SHES ALSO SOOOO THICK BUT she’s usually short
“ Bro Ariday’s the most coolest girl ever !”
“ OMG HAVE YOU MET ARIDAY SHES SOO BEAUTIFUL”
“ I wonder If she’s into girls”
The act of remaining naked after a shower/bath and drying off naturally, facilitated by being naked.
im airdrying right now. i got outta the shower and dried off with a a towel a little bit and before i put my clothes on, im just gonna chill out in the nude for a bit until im totally dry.
Jet airways committed suicide in April 2019 after when they ran into huge debts. They used cost-cutting methods like making the seat look like a child has shat on it and eaten the leather, make sure the planes are to the lowest of quality because I mean like idc about safety, they used the 737 max which caused them to die even further and they sprayed air freshener and it smelled like Indian aunties letting their kids run around the cabin and scream the entire 8 hour flight. The cabin crew really didn’t give a shit on how the passengers were behaving, so do what you want. But jet airways died in April 2019 so unfortunately I can’t do anything unless if they activate Jesus mode and come back to life
British Airways are the flag carrier, and largest air line in the UK by fleet size.
British Airways crew have been stereotyped to work only two days per week, have the face of a horse and tell passengers to "fuck off" after any request, going so far as to hate Economy passengers for breathing
Air Francecrew: Oh you're British Airways, I thought I could hear somebody eating hay, how's you're hoofs?
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.