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air jerk 

Making a 'jerking off' motion with one's hand to express disgust, disinterest or disbelief, while simulatenously rolling one's eyes. Similar to concept of playing air guitar.
I think she's pissed. She just gave me an air jerk and walked away.
air jerk by Liz's mom January 21, 2009
Word of the Day on July 12, 2009
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Air Jerk 

A motion done with the hand simulating
masturbation. Instead of just conveying an
opinion of someone, it can also be used to convey
to a friend or co-worker what a complete and
utter waste of time something is (or was).
Joe: So how do feel about spending two days

preparing for a meeting and then it's cancelled?

Moe: (simultaneously rolls eyes, makes a wry face

and performs the air jerk)
Air Jerk by Hey Moe! July 17, 2009

Air Jerk 

To let someone know they are full of crap or that you just don't care by making a jerking off motion with your hand.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
Air Jerk by Micron X February 24, 2010

Air jerk 

Steve: I'm going for an air jerk

Bob : cool enjoy your self don't get caught
Air jerk by W j c February 3, 2012

air jerk 

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.
hey man stop air jerking thats gay
air jerk by firefalcome September 6, 2023

Slow Air Jerk 

The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".
Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?

Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)

Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
Slow Air Jerk by I got you back July 12, 2009

Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos
Air jerking by Sister Wives April 6, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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