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the cutest human being alive in the world.
ahzen is cute.
Ahzen by kanashiii November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
Ahrens is a german surname. Ahrens roughly translates into a "Badass dragonslayer from the north". the translation says it all
wow, that guy is such and Ahrens!
Ahrens by maceface41 May 11, 2012
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Ahzen aizen ahbeng ahsen ahren ahcene Arzen Azen aazen Ahrenn

Ahenobarbus Henocied 

One of the most disgusting and malicious entities on the internet. Known for running a (now debunked) Facebook page. Once added, the user would send you photographs of unimaginably disgusting and illegal images. Some involving gore, child pornography, taped suicides, snuff, etc. It also made messages with strange Latin and Russian coded messages, along with cryptic coordinates. The user is also known for targeting minors and sending content as described above.
My friend was recently attacked by Ahenobarbus Henocied on Facebook, and was sent very violent images. Hopefully his therapist can help him out.
Ahenobarbus Henocied by MrTengoku August 29, 2016

Taco Aizen 

n. The fictional (or maybe not) fast food restaurant owned by Sousuke Aizen in the anime Bleach. It was created by user spartydragon in an epic thread on capslock_bleach on LiveJournal. This restaurant has been known to serve all kinds of residents of Hueco Mundo, including the incredibly adorable mini Menos. They serve many dishes similar to those at Taco Bell, such as quesadillas (possibly renamed queszayellas) and bantaquitos, only they are more delicious, because Aizen makes them with love. Or Benevolent Overlord powers. Known employees are Ulquiorra Schiffer and Charlotte Coolhorn. And it is always okay to stick a burrito in Ulquiorra's Hollow hole. Always.

Competition for this fine eatery include but are not limited to: Kenpachi Fried Chicken, Del Tousen, Urahara's Hot Dog Stand, Arrancarbucks, Gin's Tavern, Gil-Fil-A, and Shuu Lobster.
You can never have enough Taco Aizen.

Kyle Hebert: Welcome to Taco Aizen, may I take your order?
Taco Aizen by aurora_requiem April 20, 2009
It was my plan since you were born that you would search this on Urban Dictionary.
Aizen: "Hado 90: Kurohitsugi!"
Aizen by Anos Tempest April 20, 2022
To be defeated so utterly that there is no a shadow of a doubt your enemy is vastly superior to you in every conceivable way.
Dude, that guy was Aizen'd so hard it even killed his theme music!
Aizen'd by Red Zaku August 29, 2010
A very strange person with lots of sense of humor.She sometimes likes to get attention.When she wants something she always goes for it no matter what anyone says.She is a daring person she is full of adrenaline and is adventurous.If u ever date an Azeneth don't ever let her go because once you do you won't ever get her back. She keeps all her feeling to herself.She is a really good listener and loves to help people out if you ever need help go to an Azeneth.If you see her sad ask her what is going on she might not tell you at first but keep on insisting what is going on and she will tell you.Never lose her friendship.She will always make your day better.
Azeneth you always make my day!
Azeneth by Facts of People April 13, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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