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The powerful wave of Ahmed support and adoration which began to sweep the nation from the very beginning of 'Big Brother 5' in late May 2004.Similar to previous '-manias' in nature,notably it's ability to unite millions from all areas of society in a single wave of focused euphoria and dedication,it's followers also manifest an aforeseen,all-encompassing desire to see their Housemate suceed and storm-with their support-to victory,yet on an unprecidented scale.Apart from the powerful adoration of Ahmed,being struck by Ahmania often causes several key notable effects,constisting mainly of,but not limited entirely to-i)the desire to destroy crockery and/or other utensils in the most spectacular fashion possible;preferably through launching at any nearby jacuzzi/spa construction,ii)the sudden wave of near constant lethargy causing followers to crave unconventionally length periods of rest,iii)the desire to defend Ahmed against any criticism;with no regard for the critic or nature of comment,though through construction of highly powerful and intellectual counter-argument,and iv)a need to register one's undying admiration,and simultaneously spread the good word of Ahmed through association with the most powerful and expanise Ahmania fuelled organisations.However,'Ahmania' is not easily defined-it induces in those it hits a spectacularly varied spectrum of emotions and effects;all united by the one,powerful,overriding desire for Ahmed('The Great One')to win.
The power of Ahmania is overwhelming
ahmania by Craig H June 28, 2004
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The ficticious characteristic given to an initially reserved big brother housemate to give them confidence and so interact more with the other housemates. 'Ahmanania' was also a bit of fun for it's male creators, however with this new found identity 'Ahmania' took on a life of it's own with some disastorous concequences including plate smashing, manequin beheading and defiance from weekly tasks.
a - amazing, h -hero, m - mega, e - easy, d - delirious
ahmania by dw July 17, 2004
Very intelligent has a great personality very pretty and always has the center of attention Armahni can be very popular and is very successful in what they do
Armahni is very pretty
Armahni by Babygurlmahni December 22, 2016
The state of mind in which certain individuals perform extreme acts of destruction, as seen in Big Brother 5.
Ahmed Smashes Plates

Jason: He's in a state of pure Ahmania!
ahmania by Beatmasta Fly June 16, 2004
Kind and loveable she is very cutr and would never want to loose her as a friend.she is a Church person and lives the bible don't mess with her Lsv because she would hate you for the rest of her life
Ahmani is a good friend to have
ahmani by Gyal likke February 15, 2017
Ahmani is a crazy ass girl who will speak her mind when she needs to . Ahmani ‘s are capeable of doing anything when she puts her mind to it . Ahmani has Millions of haters because she’s shut a princess she’s a spoiled brat who gets anything she wants Ahmani’s are also smart as hell you could say she is almost the smartest girl in the world . Ahmani’s are a true friend unless you get on her bed side then she’ll hate you 4life . The Ahmani name is also the name meaning bad ass bitch who is pretty and fly . Once you lose an Ahmani you don’t get another one Because they are one of kind . Most Ahmani’s are known as a Gemini . They are crazy , beautiful , and will jump out there and fight win or lose . Ahmani’s are one of a kind so if you have one keep up with them they can also be hard to find because they are not a lot of them but most Ahmani’s are a Gemini . Cherish Ahmani Because you would not want to lose her .
Damn that’s Ahmani Right there Move out the way

Omfg there goes ahmani back up
Ahmani by Idifjc September 27, 2018
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